{"id":6917,"date":"2016-12-19T06:20:57","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T05:20:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/?p=6917"},"modified":"2016-12-14T16:37:32","modified_gmt":"2016-12-14T15:37:32","slug":"luke-19-kleinhearts-drikkefavoritter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/?p=6917","title":{"rendered":"Luke 19: Kleinhearts drikkefavoritter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Julekvelden kommer og maten st\u00e5r p\u00e5 bordet, men hva faen skal du ha i glasset? Det finnes jo IPA, L\u00d8PA, HOPA, SEJSON, S\u00d8NNES\u00d8NN og BOREBR\u00d8NN -bare for \u00e5 nevne noe &#8211; s\u00e5 her er det lett \u00e5 g\u00e5 seg vill.<\/p>\n<p>Hvis du er i tvil kan du vurdere en av Kleinhearts favoritter!<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" style=\"border:0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"border:0\">\n<td style=\"border:0\">\n<h3>TIPS #1: Penisvin<\/h3>\n<p>Synd \u00e5 ofre en magisk penis, men verd \u00e5 unne seg p\u00e5 julekvelden..<\/td>\n<td style=\"border:0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/OzD4KN5tV5M\/hqdefault.jpg?resize=480%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"border:0\">\n<td style=\"border:0\">\n<h3>TIPS #2: Pussy<\/h3>\n<p>Fint med litt energi utp\u00e5 kvelden<\/td>\n<td style=\"border:0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-h8ImvR7lPR8\/TnpjcRjkPHI\/AAAAAAAAAZQ\/xPOvoScYpV4\/s1600\/weird-drink-3.jpg?resize=236%2C550\" width=\"236\" height=\"550\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"border:0\">\n<td style=\"border:0\">\n<h3>TIPS #3:\u00a0Ejaculada<\/h3>\n<p>Hvem takker vel nei til det sent en kveld?<\/td>\n<td style=\"border:0\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v299\/OhGodtheRats\/blogejaculadanonononono.jpg?resize=323%2C561\" width=\"323\" height=\"561\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Julekvelden kommer og maten st\u00e5r p\u00e5 bordet, men hva faen skal du ha i glasset? Det finnes jo IPA, L\u00d8PA, HOPA, SEJSON, S\u00d8NNES\u00d8NN og BOREBR\u00d8NN -bare for \u00e5 nevne noe &#8211; s\u00e5 her er det lett \u00e5 g\u00e5 seg vill. Hvis du er i tvil kan du vurdere en av Kleinhearts favoritter! TIPS #1: Penisvin &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/?p=6917\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Luke 19: Kleinhearts drikkefavoritter&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p223SL-1Nz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6917"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6917"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6924,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6917\/revisions\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}