{"id":6793,"date":"2016-12-11T07:00:10","date_gmt":"2016-12-11T06:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/?p=6793"},"modified":"2016-12-04T14:45:08","modified_gmt":"2016-12-04T13:45:08","slug":"luke-11-fuckyeah-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/?p=6793","title":{"rendered":"Luke 11 : FUCKYEAH (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Obs: Denne luken kan ansees som en oppf\u00f8lger til luken FUCKYEAH fra julekalenderen 2011 (<a href=\"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/?p=56\">link<\/a>). Den kan anbefales lest f\u00f8rst dersom du ikke fikk den med deg back in the day.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Joda, det har v\u00e6rt en fin julekalender s\u00e5 langt i \u00e5r. Vi har virkelig f\u00e5tt kjenne p\u00e5 god stemning og blitt bedre kjent med flere av br\u00f8drene. Det var ogs\u00e5 noe om en kanin? Skj\u00f8nte ikke den helt, men fin liten historie likevel.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Men Henka, dette er jo vel og bra, men vi hadde h\u00e5pet p\u00e5 noe litt annet?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Hvor har det blitt av den in-your-face-stilen vi likte s\u00e5 godt?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Ble det ikke teaset med en g\u00e5s eller noe i starten av kalenderen?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tenker dere sikkert. Og joda. Dere skal faen meg f\u00e5 det som dere vil, j\u00e6vla bortskjemte faener:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/FUCKYEAH.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6794\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/FUCKYEAH.png?resize=320%2C320\" alt=\"fuckyeah\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/FUCKYEAH.png?w=320 320w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/FUCKYEAH.png?resize=145%2C145 145w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/FUCKYEAH.png?resize=300%2C300 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 85vw, 320px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Henka kaster igjen stafettpinnen i skauen, spytter seg selv i ansiktet og gir folket det folket trenger:<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Flere <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>fugler<\/strong><\/span>.<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">Flere <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>piper<\/strong><\/span>.<\/h4>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>ZERO<\/strong><\/span> fucks.<\/h4>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>BLOGG IS BACK, FUCKERS!<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6722\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6722\" style=\"width: 785px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/fugl1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-6722 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/fugl1.png?resize=785%2C588\" alt=\"Goose going south for that sweet pipeweed\" width=\"785\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/fugl1.png?resize=785%2C588 785w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/fugl1.png?resize=300%2C225 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/fugl1.png?resize=768%2C575 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/fugl1.png?resize=299%2C224 299w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/fugl1.png?w=1280 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6722\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Goose going south for that sweet pipeweed<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6799\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6799\" style=\"width: 785px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/fuglerpipe-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-6799 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/fuglerpipe-1.png?resize=785%2C566\" width=\"785\" height=\"566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/fuglerpipe-1.png?resize=785%2C566 785w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/fuglerpipe-1.png?resize=300%2C216 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/fuglerpipe-1.png?resize=768%2C554 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/fuglerpipe-1.png?w=800 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6799\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Whole crew be hitting that pipe before wrecking the town<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Men Henka da?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tenker du n\u00e5, kanskje?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Er det bare mer av det samme?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Har du ikke noe sykere enn dette p\u00e5 lur?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Og jeg svarer dere gladelig, motherfuckers. Dere tror det bare er piper og fugler dere skal f\u00e5 servert?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>SIT BACK AND BEHOLD, DIPSHITS<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6736\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6736\" style=\"width: 630px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bj\u00f8rn.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-6736 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bj\u00f8rn.png?resize=630%2C420\" alt=\"Bear got pipe. Bear got shades. Bear don't give no fucks\" width=\"630\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bj\u00f8rn.png?w=630 630w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bj\u00f8rn.png?resize=300%2C200 300w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bj\u00f8rn.png?resize=299%2C199 299w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6736\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bear got pipe. Bear got shades. Bear don&#8217;t give no fucks<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6737\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6737\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lemen.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-6737 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lemen.png?resize=460%2C316\" alt=\"Little fucker be mean as fuck\" width=\"460\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lemen.png?w=460 460w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lemen.png?resize=300%2C206 300w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/lemen.png?resize=299%2C205 299w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 85vw, 460px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6737\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Little fucker be mean as fuck<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6804\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6804\" style=\"width: 785px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/elg.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-6804 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/elg.png?resize=785%2C599\" alt=\"Norwegian Elk - King of the forest, king of the swag\" width=\"785\" height=\"599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/elg.png?resize=785%2C599 785w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/elg.png?resize=300%2C229 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/elg.png?resize=768%2C586 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/elg.png?w=800 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6804\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Norwegian Moose &#8211; King of the forest, king of the swag<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6803\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6803\" style=\"width: 785px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rein.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-6803 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rein.png?resize=785%2C299\" alt=\"Crew of reindeer acting crunk as fuck\" width=\"785\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rein.png?resize=785%2C299 785w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rein.png?resize=300%2C114 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rein.png?resize=768%2C292 768w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/rein.png?w=920 920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6803\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Crew of reindeer acting crunk as fuck<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Shit faen, det var noe heftig shit! N\u00e5 er det bare \u00e5 puste ut og t\u00f8rke av underlivet &#8211; i morgen er Tigerkrabbe tilbake med en ny post.<\/p>\n<h2>So long in the meantime, motherfuckers!<\/h2>\n<h1>HENKA OUT<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obs: Denne luken kan ansees som en oppf\u00f8lger til luken FUCKYEAH fra julekalenderen 2011 (link). Den kan anbefales lest f\u00f8rst dersom du ikke fikk den med deg back in the day. Joda, det har v\u00e6rt en fin julekalender s\u00e5 langt i \u00e5r. Vi har virkelig f\u00e5tt kjenne p\u00e5 god stemning og blitt bedre kjent med &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/?p=6793\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Luke 11 : FUCKYEAH (2)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p223SL-1Lz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6793"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6793"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6809,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6793\/revisions\/6809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kleinheart2.vinterstum.no\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}